-PETER FOSTER
This was a carefully plotted evil plan designed to create as much confusion and chaos as humanly possible. By disguising himself as an RCMP officer, knowing full well that the RCMP may inflict friendly fire casualties as he engaged in his murder spree.
However, the hard question as to just how a man with a history of violence, disqualified from legally purchasing firearms in Canada, and was known to the police, ever managed to acquire, not only firearms, but restricted firearms when we have spent over a billion dollars perfecting a system designed specifically to prevent such things from happening.
Answer no one will ever know because no one in the liberal cabinet will admit the system is a complete, utter and expensive failure. Currently, there is an inquiry into the federal government’s use of the emergency measures act to regain order in downtown Ottawa during the trucker occupation. Apparently, from what I am able to discern from the entire fiasco, no one actually ordered the mobilization of 29 million dollars worth of police manpower to clear the streets of Ottawa. One wonders how that is possible?
Editors Note: Peter suddenly switches topics here.
Premier Horgan of British Columbia has finally succeeded in pulling his head, which was firmly stuck up his rear end, into a free-breathing atmosphere. Apparently, he discovered, much to his dismay, it is difficult to convince people who have been living in pain for the last two years because of cancelled knee and hip replacements to cough up nearly a billion dollars to replace the seismically unstable royal museum of British Columbia in downtown Victoria. All in an act of spontaneous, overzealous, wokefulness that would have seen the old museum torn down in an eight-year 800 million dollar replacement of the old museum. Which no one, including the aboriginal communtity wanted!
Let us take a moment here, and I will endeavour to illuminate just how this replacement project would have worked out.
Editor’s Note: the following is all fiction
They probably could have gotten the giant totem pole out of the third floor by ripping off the roof and returning it to its rightful owners, but working on the lower floors, someone will discover a thee-eyed neon Newt that only lives in the apparently dank recesses of the RMBC basement, so construction must be halted in favour of an environmental impact study to determine the feasibility of transferring the Newt to another, quite possibly seismically unstable basement, of another downtown building. All at a cost of millions and delays of months now running construction costs into the billions of taxpayer dollars. Once all that is complete and the three-eyed Newt happily slithering away in his new taxpayer-funded environment, work can once again commence on the project. Only now, the hereditary hippies draft Dodgers from the US left over from the Vietnam era that came to Canada in the 70s and discovered they were too stoned and broke to go home will file suit against the museum project claiming that all the construction is screwing up their favorite psilocybin mushroom picking sites. Which happens to be the museums lawn, which will delay the project for more months and millions of dollars while this ludicrous claim snakes its way through the court system!
Meanwhile, anyone involved in this debacle will throw up their hands in abject defeat and or commit suicide! And great totem sitting in the dark in the now destroyed 3rd floor will be pondering in his solemn manner just what fools these mortals be!
Because that is how you get things done in Canada!
Quite sad, really!
