-By Pete foster
I remarked to myself that in this brave, new, woke world of ours, where we have made such tremendous advances in women’s rights, we would never again see a bubble-head blonde with a massive chest prominently displayed, selling any variety of wares. But what do I see? A bubble head blonde with a massive chest selling golf lessons.
My, how we’ve not come a long way. Mind you, we still pay people obscene amounts of money to punch and kick other people in the face, and the NFL has yet to learn that using your poor mortal brain as a battering ram is not a particularly good idea. However, there is light at the end of the tunnel.
I have become a huge proponent of battle bots, as much metal mayhem as you could possibly want and nobody gets hurt! And these machines mean business. The other night I watched a 250-pound robot get thrown 14 feet in the air!
They sport hydraulic teeth, pneumatic hammers and lifting devices, flamethrowers, and titanium armour. To the point where they have had to implement strict guidelines concerning the weight of the robots and the speed of their rotating weapons.
I truly believe this is the future of combat sports and if you think the military is not watching battlebots, think again!
Coming to a battlefield near you in the not-distant future!
Opinions or views expressed here are solely those of the author and don't necessarily represent LMT. However, this is one of Peter's more concise submissions.
